World's Worst Football Club Offers Job To Mourinho

       

He may have been ditched by Chelsea just
before Christmas but it looks like Jose
Mourinho isn’t going to be struggling to pay
the gas bill for too long, with job offers
flooding in from around the world.
Among those offers is a tantalising proposal
from Brazilian team Ibis Sport Club, who
currently ply their trade in the second
division of the Pernambuco regional league.
Ibis pride themselves on the fact that they
are semi-officially the worst team in the
world, having set a world record for most
matches without a win (55) back in the
1980s.
As such, the team want
Mourinho to come
in and revitalise their fortunes, offering the
Portuguese a lucrative two-and-a-half-year
contract in return.
According to the scanned image circulating
on social media, the contract includes a
monthly food hamper, win bonuses and a
wage increase every time Ibis are heavily
beaten.
Further proving that they take the whole
‘worst team in the world’ thing deadly
seriously, there is also a clause that states
Mourinho would be automatically sacked
should he manage to secure promotion.
Meanwhile Mourinho has reportedly rejected
the chance of a return to Real Madrid.
With Louis van Gaal’s Manchester United
without a win in eight matches, Mourinho’s
been tipped for a swift return to
management by taking over from the
Dutchman at Old Trafford.